✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
A sticker for you if you like changing lanes. A loose reference to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Details:
Size: 7.5" x 3.75" Material: Durable vinyl with a matte finish, because your flair deserves to last longer than your ex’s emotional stability Design: Features retro racing flags, a flaming car, and a play on everyone’s favorite high-octane film franchise Shipping: Straight from our shop to your driveway—literally and figuratively
