✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦ MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (RETIRED CLASS CLOWN, BAD INFLUENCE, GLITTER-DEMON PROGENY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ THE PRIMAL CHAOS YOU LEARNED TO SUBDUE, THE SIMMERING WHIMSY IN THE CORNER OF YOUR BRAIN BEHIND THE GROCERY LIST, AND SILLINESS AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE. ✦ IN MEREDITH HOAGIE'S AMERICA YOU GET UNLIMITED SCREEN TIME, REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST, AND OUR MOM SAID YOU COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. ✦
BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS.
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