MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (retired class clown, bad influence, glitter-demon progeny of the world wide web) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ The abject chaos you learned to repress. the simmering whimsy in the corner of your brain behind the grocery list, and silliness as an act of resistance. ✦ In Meredith Hoagie's America you get unlimited screen time, Reese's for breakfast, and our mom said you could spend the night. ✦ BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS. ✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦
Yeah, yeah, yeah.... parasocial relationships are unhealthy and all that. I know we're not ACTUALLY friends. I'm just saying it's their loss.
THE FEATURES: 💖 High-quality hard enamel with a smooth, polished finish 💖 Measures 1.5 inches in diameter 💖 Gold metal plating with pastel pink enamel 💖 Two pink rubber clutches for extra security (or gold locking pins for an additional add-on) 💖 Comes mounted on a backing card, packaged safely in a protective sleeve, and ships in a holographic bubble mailer
