MEREDITH HOAGIE ✦ (retired class clown, bad influence, glitter-demon progeny of the world wide web) ✦ OFFERS YOU: ✦ The abject chaos you learned to repress. the simmering whimsy in the corner of your brain behind the grocery list, and silliness as an act of resistance. ✦ In Meredith Hoagie's America you get unlimited screen time, Reese's for breakfast, and our mom said you could spend the night. ✦ BASICALLY WE MAKE PINS AND STICKERS. ✦*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*✦
If you've ever dreamt of a better version of yourself, maybe you could get this bumper sticker and not a black market drug from an abandoned building that makes another you crawl out of your back.
The Substance is my favorite movie of all time. :) Check out the listing for my other Substance bumper sticker, too!
